Thursday, October 9, 2008

George Bush quote dialectized.

Cockney:

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the bloody reasons I asked yer ter turn off the bleedin' TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got an 'angover. The question is 'ow long will it sober up and not try ter do all these fancy financial instruments."

Redneck:


"Thar's no quesshun about it. Wall Street got drunk -- thass one of th' reasons ah axed yo' t'turn off th' TV cameras -- it got drunk an' now it's got a hangovah. Th' quesshun is how long will it sober up an' not try t'do all these fancy financial instroomnts."

Original quote:

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments."

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